December 2011
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uberlou replied to your post: Sorry I’ve been away, but I just got out of the hospital yesterday because some asshole broke my nose at a bar over the weekend!
Holy crap! That’s horrible! Hope you have a speedy recovery
Thanks, I’m feeling a bit better already cause these stupidlooking bandages are coming off tomorrow!
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The Office quote of the day:
Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her...
Sorry I've been away, but I just got out of the...
I can’t sneeze or blow my nose for a fucking week!
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The Office quote of the day:
Michael: When I was five I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn. And this is before I had even heard of one, or seen one. I just drew a picture of a horse, that could fly over rainbows and had a huge spike in his head. I was five, five years old! …..Couldn’t even talk yet.
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just one more day and I'm off to...
…BITCHES!
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